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In the therapist’s office, https://21grandcasino.co.uk/games/ Sam felt awkward. Rorschach stains in frames, a huge inscription “EGO”, an unusually shaped table that resembled a ciliate shoe and was some kind of furniture misunderstanding. On it stood an ordinary, which is unusual for such an office, a jar for pencils and pens. But the handles also caused discomfort. They were curved like iguana tails. But the table was nothing compared to the couch, which, although comfortable, evoked associations with an alien research table. And the “I want to believe” poster only made the situation worse. But Sam still went to this particular psychotherapist, because he was the only one who didn’t annoy him with his questions. He will listen and, violating medical ethics, say what the hell is wrong with your head and where is your fault?. Apparently, this is exactly what Sam needs. But before the session began, it was necessary to sign a paper that relieved this strange doctor of any responsibility. Sly bastard. But Sam didn’t mind, because this was already the 11th session. And he’s the last one.
-… That’s why we parted, Anton Olegovich,” Sam finished
-Samuel, you understand that the main reason for the separation is only your stubbornness?
-Maybe, but I don’t like being banned from smoking in my house.
-Maybe sometimes it’s worth making concessions? You didn’t think? After all, relationships are about the ability to compromise. One could agree on the idea of smoking on the landing or on the loggia.
-This is how it all begins, doctor. It all starts with the apartment, then the smell of smoking comes from the balcony. You go to the landing, and the neighbors are yelling that you are littering. No. I don’t agree.
-Are you considering quitting smoking??
-No. Everyone says that it is harmful, stupid and your mouth smells bad, and children will be born deformed. But I’m not going to have children, I don’t want to live long either, because old age is also a deformity, and chewing gum saves you in any situation.
-Samuel, you are a rare fool. — The psychologist summed up with a smile on his face. – As I understand it, this is our last session. And I wonder why.
-Well… First, take a look at your hands. They’re terrible. And secondly, I’m moving to another city. For work.
-Well, I hope everything goes well with your future work, Sam. Remind me who you work for?
-Lawyer.
-Interesting. But other than that, it’s not so important anymore, is it?? — Once again the strange doctor couldn’t help but smile. – I think we’re done. Good luck to you.
-And to you, Doc. Meet me in comics.
-Necessarily.
Sam closed the door behind him and left. The first thing Anton thought was that his patients were rare idiots. Second thing is it’s time to eat. He took out his mobile phone and was about to call Alexander, but he had already looked into the office and asked a question: “Are you hungry?”?»